Colonel Cornelius Cornwall sep_2021_drop — Marley (@MeatyMarley) June 27

— Marley (@MeatyMarley) June 27

this icon even has it’s own coin

After winning IGN’s Best Cosplay in 2012

What we know for sure is that it was destiny that led to becoming the voice of Youtooz on social media

*spoiler: he does

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall sep_2021_drop — Marley (@MeatyMarley) June 27The Collectible From the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return! Colonel Cornelius Cornwall stands in his delicious glory at 5 inches tall, wearing black framed glasses, yellow corn sneakers, and a corn suit. His face is twisted into a scream. In his hands, he holds out a can of corn. So come down today and try some corn! The exterior of his double walled window box depicts a corn field, while the interior is illustrated with butter