I Would Teach You But - Summer – Flamingo Floaty Skeleton Towel constellation glass and 100% best friend approved—because

and 100% best friend approved—because who else would tolerate your weirdness like she does

• Hand stamped with "NOT TODAY SATAN"

available in Gold Filled

each marker is carefully stamped with the message "Thank you for helping me grow" (or bloom

one balanced little statement

I Would Teach You But - Summer – Flamingo Floaty Skeleton Towel constellation glass and 100% best friend approved—becauseSchools out, bones are loose, and this teacher has officially logged off. Featuring a laid back skeleton with a cocktail in hand, floating into the abyss on a bright pink flamingo, this beach towel says what were all thinking: I would teach you but summer. 30" x 60" beach towel Printed on one side, white on the back Cotton poly blend Loud, unapologetic, and kind of perfect Great for teachers whove entered their vacation era Because classroom energy