PTO is my KPI - Dad Hat Color:Khaki I’m maxing out my days

I’m maxing out my days off like it’s a loyalty program

the last-minute jet charterer

it’s the perfect accessory to let the world know you’re too busy breaking hearts to bother with breaking glass ceilings

Or just done pretending you cared about Q4

• 6 embroidered eyelets

PTO is my KPI - Dad Hat Color:Khaki I’m maxing out my daysEveryones obsessed with driving impact. Im obsessed with driving to the airport. This hat is for the girlies, gays, and spreadsheet psychos who track PTO like its revenue. Because no, I will not be circling back Ill be circling Capri on a boat with no WiFi. You can keep your hustle culture. Im maxing out my days off like its a loyalty program. PTO is my KPI. And Im overperforming. The Fine Print (or The OOO Memo): 100% chino cotton twill Green Camo