Earthen Sharp-Edge Dice Set lemonade we’ll keep you raging for

we’ll keep you raging for hours to come

Just don’t go blaming us when your sword-wielding maniacs start complaining about chipped teeth - if they chewed half as enthusiastically as they slayed

with our sweet

and veins of red as bloody as their freshest kill

we’ve got just the kick you need to keep kicking goblin ass

Earthen Sharp-Edge Dice Set lemonade we’ll keep you raging forCan you feel it? The trembling in the floor, the cracking deep below the surface? Something has awoken. Something has been uncovered. Our latest dice set, Earthen, has finally broken through to the surface, each die laden with the remnants of the underground. Dirt, rock, coal, even gems, cling to these dice as if begging for them to return, to delve back into the darkness that they call home. Alas for them, you are their true owner now. Proudly