THEY'RE FAKE Sizes:L But Happy Gilmore did not

But Happy Gilmore did not come to be told what to do

This tee is for the people who know exactly which slope they're defending and wouldn't hear otherwise

jury-rigged with duct tape

The Marix Tex Mex Santa Monica tank is the unofficial uniform of every person who's discovered this place and made it a regular stop on the circuit

The Free Dumb tee is a gentle reminder that not all exercises of personal liberty are created equal

THEY'RE FAKE Sizes:L But Happy Gilmore did notThey're fake. The declaration that either requires no further context or generates a very specific kind of conversation depending on the room. This tank is worn with complete confidence and zero need for elaboration.