Safety Third Fire - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L with bold distressed white text

with bold distressed white text reading "KUNG FU" and yellow text reading "ACADEMY" flanked by two small white stars below

Nothing validates intellectual superiority like a loaded citation

Halftone portrait in cream ink depicts Terence Mann wearing a flat cap and round glasses

Edinburg's Bobcats took the field in 1926 as part of the Gulf Coast League's Class D circuit

which is a sentence that never gets less absurd to say out loud

Safety Third Fire - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L with bold distressed white textRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all