The Cornholio Kid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL gold text reads "1926" at

gold text reads "1926" at left and "GULF COAST LEAGUE" at right

and it didn't even get to pick its own mailbox color

Distressed white cursive script reads "Master Baiter" above a 1950s cartoon illustration of a fisherman standing in water

Turns out the only winning move is not to play

Arched distressed white text reads "ROCKFORD" above larger ornate lettering reading "FOREST CITYS" with decorative flourishes

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL gold text reads "1926" atCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie