Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Building a spaceship from a

Building a spaceship from a garbage can and a Tilt-a-Whirl seat takes exactly the kind of confidence only suburban kids with zero engineering credentials possess

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with yellow script "Texarkana to Atlanta" and "SINCE 1977" below

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Heavy black sans-serif text below reads "TOXIC WASTE

Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Building a spaceship from aSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"