Eddie's Roller Palace - Rochester, NY - Vintage Roller Rink - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Slapping "old school" over a

Slapping "old school" over a literal one-room schoolhouse is the kind of joke that works because it refuses to acknowledge it's a joke

Teal text reads "LA" and "CA" flanking the dragon's lower body

Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s-inspired style

White text below reads "NOT LIKE GOING DOWN THE POND CHASIN' BLUEGILLS AND TOMMYCODS

Small golden-yellow stars and four-point sparkle shapes are scattered around and between the letters

Eddie's Roller Palace - Rochester, NY - Vintage Roller Rink - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Slapping "old school" over aEddie's Roller Palace closed in 1981 and never existed, which is the same thing in Rochester. Somebody's gonna tap your shoulder at a bar and get genuinely emotional about a place that's just a font choice and some strategic ink distressing. The Details: Distressed cream filled circular badge with arched dark red serif text reading "EDDIE'S" across the top, flanked by small stars. A vintage hand drawn female roller skater in motion occupies the