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The accounting was impeccable

The trick is to undercook the onions

Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door

Re-electing him feels less like civic duty and more like watching destiny run unopposed

The Last Starfighter - Long Sleeve T-Shirt montpelier " with white italic textDropping quarters into that cabinet wasn't a waste, it was a military entrance exam from a civilization too desperate to care about your GPA. Centauri's recruitment standards make every other enlistment office look painfully honest. Inspired by The Last Starfighter. The Details: Weathered white bold text reading "DEFEND THE FRONTIER" arches above a circular emblem with dot separators. A distressed red, white, and light blue stylized Gunstar spacecraft