Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex T-Shirt surf a severed toe

a severed toe

and he brought a receipt

Mikey's two-day rule lasted about forty-five seconds before he speed-dialed his way into answering machine infamy

white retro instrument-style text reads "Give-A-Fuck-O-Meter

Aspen's Miners took the field in 1889 as part of the Colorado State League

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex T-Shirt surf a severed toeReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with