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Large teal blocky futuristic letterforms below read "OFF WORLD COLONIES" with white sans-serif text reading "SHIMATA-DOMINGUEZ CORPORATION" beneath

A digital illustration depicts Abraham Lincoln in a blue top hat

and regulars nursed cocktails between frames

others become landmarks

a gathering place rooted in the postwar bowling boom of the 1950s

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