Can I Pet Dat Dawg? - Unisex T-Shirt cypress " "Pete Schweddy's Schweddy Balls

" "Pete Schweddy's Schweddy Balls

Featuring a nutcracker with a hilarious adult humor twist

White lowercase bold sans-serif text on the left reads "where my hose at

Zihuatanejo sounds like a beach town until you remember it's basically a prayer Andy whispered through twenty years of concrete and sewage

Los Angeles bulldozed the building decades ago but kept the matchbook

Can I Pet Dat Dawg? - Unisex T-Shirt cypress " "Pete Schweddy's Schweddy BallsCalling a grizzly bear a dawg is the exact energy that keeps national park rangers on antidepressants. Somewhere right now a tourist is reading a "Do Not Approach Wildlife" sign and taking it as a suggestion. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "CAN I PET DAT DAWG?" across the upper portion. A vintage hand drawn illustration beneath depicts a grizzly bear walking across rocky terrain, rendered in browns and tans against a backdrop of green