Crack Addict Nutcracker - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Reminding a made guy about

Reminding a made guy about his old day job is the kind of customer feedback that gets you buried in a shallow grave

angular letterforms styled after heavy metal band logos with dark outlines

Distressed coral arched text reads "LA CROSSE

A distressed hop emblem tops a weathered oval label with blue curved serif text reading "FUZZY BRITCHES" across the upper arc and a pin-up figure in a prehistoric bikini posed against a red interior field

with "ESCONDIDO CALIF

Crack Addict Nutcracker - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Reminding a made guy aboutNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack