Trophy Husband - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Shoplifting a guitar from a

Shoplifting a guitar from a blind man who never misses is a bold life choice

Red cursive text reads "Willow Lounge" on either side

and the world is an imperfect place

" then "PHILADELPHIA

Distressed white bold sans-serif text reads "RE-ELECT" above "GOLDIE

Trophy Husband - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Shoplifting a guitar from aEarning the title of trophy husband requires the same qualifications as a participation trophy, which is mostly just not leaving. Both look great on a shelf collecting dust. The Details: Distressed white serif text in a bold, chunky retro style reads "Trophy Husband" across the center chest, with a weathered grunge texture applied throughout the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable. Luxury