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Two small crossed checkered flags sit centered at the bottom

a minor league club born from the agricultural soul of eastern Idaho

but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine

The illustration exists solely so nobody at the barbecue can technically prove what you actually meant

A vintage cartoon waitress in an orange chef's hat

Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Muscle Tank paterson Two small crossed checkered flags"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer. The Details: Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text