Well Hung Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L rendered in the same red

rendered in the same red ink throughout

Bigfoot picking up seasonal work as Santa is honestly a lateral move between two jobs that require people to believe in you despite zero evidence

White stylized text reads "Looking Good

white block text reads "TOILET CLOGGING" with cursive white script reading "Champ" underneath

Red text reads "CLASS F" and "BASEBALL" beside a small North Dakota state outline with an arrow pointing to "FARGO

Well Hung Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L rendered in the same redStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit