The Great Tri-County Bake Off & Pie Eat - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Sergeant Hulka managing a platoon

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The Great Tri-County Bake Off & Pie Eat - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Sergeant Hulka managing a platoonLardass Hogan entered that contest with no exit strategy except biological warfare, and the entire grandstand paid the price in blueberry. Nobody wins a barf o rama, but everybody remembers one. Inspired by Stand by Me. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "THE GREAT TRI COUNTY" above large cream block capitals reading "BAKE OFF & PIE EAT." A blueberry pie illustration with golden crust and purple filling sits in a spilled blueberry