Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S with weathered white block text

with weathered white block text reading "FRANCIS" curving below in a circular badge layout

Walking in a winter wonderland requires a very specific cadence

Gruber's slow-motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree-topping moment the season needs

" with yellow dashed diagonal lines as accents

Green serif text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanks a gray circular saw blade icon at the bottom

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S with weathered white block textJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading