Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Asphalt a black and white posterized

a black and white posterized photograph depicts four figures in leather jackets and jeans standing shoulder to shoulder

A golden-yellow and black death's-head hawkmoth illustration sits centered

Playing at Howard Avenue Grounds in Connecticut

A red diving platform with white ladder rungs rises at the top

Distressed navy script reads "Drinkin'" above a circular stars-and-stripes backdrop framing a vintage-style bald eagle illustrated in blue ink

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Asphalt a black and white posterizedFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"