Ben Drankin - Women's T-Shirt ws Four teal stars flank white

Four teal stars flank white script text reading "The" above large distressed white block lettering reading "HA-HA HOLE

Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line

A white skull with crossed fork and knife sits centered between "ESTD" and "1985

Distressed white block text reads "MERRY" across the top

I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American

Ben Drankin - Women's T-Shirt ws Four teal stars flank whiteBen Franklin was a legendary drinker who wrote essays ranking older lovers, so handing him a Solo cup is less parody than biography. The hundred dollar bill finally depicts honest currency. The Details: A posterized portrait depicts Benjamin Franklin in a blue colonial coat with white ruffled collar and gray curly hair, raising a red plastic cup. Bold white block text below reads "BEN DRANKIN." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun