William J. Le Petomane Thruway - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Fundraising for a clock nobody

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William J. Le Petomane Thruway - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Fundraising for a clock nobodyDropping a toll booth in the middle of the desert is peak bureaucratic evil, and Hedley Lamarr's entire posse fell for it. Nobody conquers the West without exact change. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Tan weathered sign reads "GOV. WILLIAM J. LE PETOMANE THRUWAY" with "TOLL 10" and "EXACT CHANGE LANE," flanked by a red and green signal light. Below, a desert scene in muted earth tones depicts a toll booth, cacti, sandstone buttes, and a red