Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex Tank Top jh Light blue snow and ice

Light blue snow and ice cap accents sit along the tops of each letter in a weathered winter style

and zero social calibration

and sonar that would embarrass a submarine

Wonderboy came from a tree that got struck by lightning

Charles De Mar offering condolences for a maternal explosion with the emotional depth of someone returning a library book is peak cosmic indifference

Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex Tank Top jh Light blue snow and iceScott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose, just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety. Turning into a beast only reveals what every teenager at that party already wanted. Inspired by Teen Wolf. The Details: Distressed white horror style text reads "GIVE ME, A KEG," to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid transformation with bloodshot red eyes, brown disheveled hair, and a tense