President George Sloshington - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL " above a cartoon illustration

" above a cartoon illustration of a crushed red beer can with visible dents and a silver banner labeled "BEER" in black

PENNSYLVANIA" in white

Bowling averages being way up is genuinely the most ambitious benchmark any civilization has ever set

Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans

in Oakland

President George Sloshington - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL " above a cartoon illustrationGeorge Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America, so putting a beer in his hand is basically a historically accurate downgrade. Founding a nation and a drinking problem, and only one made it onto the currency. The Details: A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer. White spaced text reads "PRESIDENT" above larger white serif