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Matrix canceled that reservation with two syllables and zero guilt

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skipping cheerfully while waving a magic wand

Arched distressed white block text reads "REGULATORS" above a cartoon illustration of a red and wood-paneled station wagon with a green Christmas tree strapped to the roof rack

Black text inside the shield reads "WHERE GOOD SKATERS MEET

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