Just Here to Bang! - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL A small golden-yellow flux capacitor

A small golden-yellow flux capacitor icon sits beneath the main text block

followed by "IS A" on the second line

one lightning bolt

Parks and Recreation design inspired by Ron Swanson and Charles Mulligan's Steakhouse

Even the dirt is clean

Just Here to Bang! - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL A small golden-yellow flux capacitorFirecracker double entendres on a holiday tee are doing exactly zero percent of the subtlety work they think they're doing. Neighbors already know, and the potato salad line just got uncomfortable. The Details: Curved blue bubble lettering reads "JUST HERE" arching above a cartoon red firecracker tilted diagonally, its top bursting in a large explosion of yellow, orange, and red sparks radiating outward. Blue bubble lettering below reads "TO BANG."