I'd Hit That - Pinata - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Distressed white hand-lettered italic script

Distressed white hand-lettered italic script reads "Screws Fall Out All The Time" in a stacked

with a weathered

Perimeter text in blocky red sans-serif reads "2801 Wagon Wheel Rd

Slapping a guy whose cardio peaks at pouring Kahlúa onto a mountain range next to extreme sports branding is aggressively wrong in the best way

Dog beers convert at a seven to one ratio

I'd Hit That - Pinata - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Distressed white hand-lettered italic scriptPiatas are the only socially acceptable way to teach children that beating something until it breaks open is rewarding. Slapping that phrase underneath one is just plausible deniability with crepe paper. The Details: Multicolored cartoon piata in the shape of a burro, decorated with horizontal stripes of green, yellow, purple, pink, orange, and blue, with a single cartoon eye, a blue pom pom on its head, a rainbow tail, and a white string extending