I Wanna Be Where the People Aren't - Women's T-Shirt coffee shop Mike never stood a chance

Mike never stood a chance against that level of delusional optimism

Distressed coral arched text reads "LA CROSSE

Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander

Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on

and for a brief time

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