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Schweddy Balls - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Replacing the one-eyed pirate withNo one can resist Pete Schweddy's balls. They're delicious, they're seasonal, and they've been a holiday tradition since that legendary NPR appearance. The recipe has been handed down through generations of Schweddys, each batch sweatier than the last. Inspired by Saturday Night Live. Details: Victorian bakery label with two chocolate rum balls. Text reads "As Heard On The Delicious Dish," "Pete Schweddy's Schweddy Balls," "No One Can Resist My