Ready For The Fall of Society - Long Sleeve T-Shirt 70s Two weathered white five-pointed stars

Two weathered white five-pointed stars flank bold white text reading "AF" at center

Large white block sans-serif text reads "98%" above a smaller white handwritten script reading "of people are stupid

A cartoon anthropomorphic mason jar in light teal holds a baseball bat over one shoulder and a baseball in the other hand

Minor league ball gave Columbia something to rally around at the turn of the century

Knife comparison is the entire curriculum

Ready For The Fall of Society - Long Sleeve T-Shirt 70s Two weathered white five-pointed starsBlack cats already treat every day like civilization collapsed and they inherited the property. Wrapping apocalyptic dread in pumpkin spice and vintage Halloween clip art is just good seasonal branding. The Details: Arched golden yellow retro text reads "READY FOR THE FALL" above a vintage hand drawn black cat with orange yellow eyes sitting inside a carved jack o' lantern, flanked by orange autumn leaves. Below, matching golden yellow text reads "OF