Breast Man - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Natural Ben Franklin was a legendary

Ben Franklin was a legendary drinker who wrote essays ranking older lovers

holding a bald eagle perched on his outstretched arm

and nobody walking in has ever once questioned that claim

Inspired by Conan the Barbarian

officers and park rangers finally found common ground in one PSA that rhymes a controlled substance with evergreen trees

Breast Man - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Natural Ben Franklin was a legendaryDeclaring yourself a breast man while pointing at a turkey is the Thanksgiving equivalent of a diplomatic immunity card. That bird silhouette is doing more legal defense work than most public defenders handle in a year. The Details: Distressed burnt orange turkey silhouette in profile with fanned tail feathers stands in a vintage weathered print style. Bold blocky sans serif text below reads "BREAST MAN" in matching burnt orange ink with heavy