The Ugly - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Printed on our super soft

Printed on our super soft 100% ring-spun & combed cotton unisex tank top

Only the right dads will nod when they read it

A black circle with a telephone icon and the word "phone" appears beside "ORchard 4-6789" at the top of a bright yellow rectangular background

Being the world's okayest neighbor means your lawn is alive but not thriving

Holding a tiny cooking pot with sommelier-level delicacy is the universal body language of someone who's been asked to step out of the vehicle

The Ugly - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Printed on our super softTuco would absolutely wear something declaring himself The Ugly, then demand you compliment it at gunpoint while negotiating a bigger cut of the gold. Nobody else survives that desert on pure audacity alone. Inspired by The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. The Details: Vintage hand drawn portrait of Tuco depicts him mid yell, wearing an oversized sombrero and poncho, rendered in muted sepia and tan tones with black ink linework. Bold distressed yellow