The Dude Abides Retro - Unisex Sweatshirt glendale with a tall roadside sign

with a tall roadside sign reading "Mar-Lin-Do

open mouths

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A vintage-style Santa illustration rendered in red

White uppercase text reads "COACH BOBBY FINSTOCK'S" above larger bold text reading "3 RULES TO LIVE BY:" in condensed sans-serif

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