Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL and an "X" mark in

and an "X" mark in a vintage treasure map layout

A second golden ribbon reads "HOUSE OF POPCORN" above a small white portrait flanked by "SINCE" and "1985

and smiling is basically a degree in delusion

Cursive red script with a blue outline reads "Eddie Harris'" above white arched text reading "SCHOOL OF" flanked by two green jalapeño pepper illustrations

beside a retro cartoon cardinal mascot gripping a black bowling ball with small red feathers floating nearby

Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL and an "X" mark inRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all