Turd Ferguson 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wooster 5-inch floppy disk at lower

5-inch floppy disk at lower right

Clean sans-serif text below reads "POWER CONVERTORS & SHIP PARTS" with a small lightning bolt at the bottom

Distressed white text in a curved arc reads "BECOME THE EYES & EARS OF ANY INSTITUTION

holding chopsticks

speckled treatment

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wooster 5-inch floppy disk at lowerTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our sturdy