I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M rendered in muted skin tones

rendered in muted skin tones and white

Matrix saying "let's party" while holding enough steel to deforest a small island is the most honest mission statement in 80s cinema

A posterized illustration of Billy Ray Valentine in a multicolored patterned jacket

Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose

the left reading "ESTD 1982" and the right showing musical notes and "Ridgemont Arcade

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M rendered in muted skin tonesBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked