What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Arched distressed white block text

Arched distressed white block text reads "SPICOLI" above a vintage television illustration with rabbit ear antennas

Abiding and doing the Dew are fundamentally incompatible philosophies

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A small orange-red semicircle sits at the top center above a white spine and ribcage illustration running vertically down the middle

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What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Arched distressed white block textNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.