Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Women's T-Shirt Size:S surrounded by white dots resembling

surrounded by white dots resembling falling snow

flanked by teal wave accents

White block text reads "STRAIGHT" above a high-contrast white illustration of Doc Holliday in a vest

wearing sneakers and swinging a baseball bat in a batting stance

A high-contrast white portrait of Del Griffith appears to the right

Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Women's T-Shirt Size:S surrounded by white dots resembling"Ope" replaced an entire region's hopes and dreams, and honestly that tracks. Forty million people whose highest aspiration is successfully squeezing past you for the ranch dressing deserve their own fake tourism poster. The Details: Distressed pale gold serif text reads "MIDWEST" above a woodcut style pastoral illustration depicting rolling hills, a farmhouse, a barn, grazing cattle, a fence, scattered trees, and billowing clouds. Pale gold