If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal A yellow heraldic shield displays

A yellow heraldic shield displays "R P" flanking a black palm tree silhouette

Decorative white script text reads "Snow's Out" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with a red hat

Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline

and blue pants

Dying was never the point

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal A yellow heraldic shield displaysGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.