I Can't - Long Sleeve T-Shirt missouri Black script text reads "Bowl

Black script text reads "Bowl and Dine" above small black lowercase "at" and a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a mid-century modern bowling alley with a sweeping gold sail-like roof

its 42 lanes drawing bowlers from across the valley

large angular white graffiti-style tag lettering spells out "Tee Shirt" again

Bold angular sans-serif text below reads "COHAAGEN" with "AIR" centered beneath in matching burnt orange letterforms

Inspired by Kill Bill

I Can't - Long Sleeve T-Shirt missouri Black script text reads "BowlParenting a youth athlete means your entire social calendar got replaced by a vague sense that somebody has to be somewhere by 5: 30. Declining invitations with "or something" is just the polite version of admitting you lost control of your own schedule months ago. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I CAN'T" across the top. Below, stacked centered white text in a slightly smaller weight reads "MY KID HAS PRACTICE, OR A GAME, OR