Easily Distracted Birds - Unisex T-Shirt fort pierce like a chaperone arriving after

like a chaperone arriving after prom's already over

An epic throwback tribute T-Shirt inspired by Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

and white sans-serif text below reads "COLORADO STATE LEAGUE

set against horizontal pink and coral stripes with a semicircular sun at the horizon line

Easily Distracted Birds - Unisex T-Shirt fort pierce like a chaperone arriving afterOrnithologists claiming they're only here for the Blue Tit and the Great Tit have an suspiciously well rehearsed explanation. Plausible deniability has never looked so feathered. The Details: Arched dark navy block text reads "EASILY DISTRACTED" above larger matching text reading "BY TITS." Four labeled cartoon illustrations of birds perched on branches appear below, depicting a Blue Tit, Marsh Tit, Great Tit, and Coal Tit in yellow, blue, brown,