Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Bold black illustration depicts a

Bold black illustration depicts a penguin in a jaunty skating pose

Three vintage-style nutcracker soldiers in green and gold uniforms with black top hats stand side by side

this fan art design captures the humor and nostalgia of the classic 1983 movie

White block text reads "TRUCKING CO

his eyes squinted in a slight smirk

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Bold black illustration depicts aMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork