The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Curved white text reading "HOME

Curved white text reading "HOME OF THE SUGAR PUCK" arches above a small oval portrait of Stan Mikita

" with two crossed baseball bats and a small diamond shape beneath it

A retro illustration of a couple roller skating together sits atop a black vinyl record at center

flat canopy sits to the upper left

" Four blue halftone portrait heads in a row depict Mr

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Curved white text reading "HOMEStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a