Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Two crossed golden-tan bats frame

Two crossed golden-tan bats frame a white baseball with red stitching

" A navy blue vintage illustration of a batter in a cap marked "L" stands in a batting pose

" with smaller black text below reading "NEWPORT BLVD

Bold white text at the bottom reads "ROLLER RINK" within the green lower portion of the shield-shaped badge

Frenchy's side hustle in artisanal juice is the most menacing thing to happen to the cranberry industry since bog rot

Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Two crossed golden-tan bats frameOrdering a phased plasma rifle at a strip mall gun shop is the most deadpan retail interaction in sci fi history. Filling a requisition form from 2029 at a Reagan era counter is just grocery shopping with a kill list. Inspired by The Terminator. The Details: Stacked left aligned white geometric sans serif text reads "PHASED PLASMA RIFLE IN THE 40 WATT RANGE," with "IN THE" set noticeably smaller than the surrounding lines. Select letters carry thin