Jive Turkey - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Distressed light blue block text

Distressed light blue block text reads "FHLOSTON" with elegant white script reading "Paradise" overlapping it

Distressed white block text in a bold sans-serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines

" above dark blue text reading "PACIFIC NATIONAL LEAGUE

and red tie

Bowling alleys that stayed open 24 hours were the original third place for people who needed somewhere to be at 2 AM that wasn't a bar

Jive Turkey - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Distressed light blue block textCalling someone a jive turkey was the 1970s equivalent of a devastating performance review, delivered with enough groove that the FCC just nodded along. Somehow the insult aged better than every person who originally used it. The Details: Distressed white retro 1970s style bubble lettering reads "Jive" across the upper portion. A weathered white illustration of a turkey in profile faces left, displaying a full fanned tail, rendered in a vintage grunge