If You Ain't First You're Last - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lincoln Bold white block text below

Bold white block text below reads "FORGIVE ME IF I DON'T SHAKE HANDS

the left reading "ESTD 1982" and the right showing musical notes and "Ridgemont Arcade

its body shaped as a taco shell filled with green lettuce

but that one arrived with a pedigree

" Black text at the bottom reads "2025 EL CAMINO REAL • MOUNTAIN VIEW

If You Ain't First You're Last - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lincoln Bold white block text belowGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.