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Forget Lab Safety - Long Sleeve T-Shirt clear lake flanked by black sans-serif textDrinking mystery chemicals from an Erlenmeyer flask is just OSHA noncompliance with a dream. Goggles technically count as safety compliance even when the protocol is "chug and hope for superpowers." The Details: Distressed white block text reads "FORGET LAB" above larger bold white text reading "SAFETY." A retro style illustration depicts a scientist in goggles and a white lab coat tipping a green Erlenmeyer flask to his lips. White text below reads