The North Swole - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White rendered in skin-tone

rendered in skin-tone

Somehow Hill Valley still gave him a tourism license in 1955

Pluto got demoted by a committee vote

with "MIDDLE TEXAS LEAGUE" above and "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB" below in smaller gray type

Ranking every human you know below a creature whose greatest achievement is locating the treat cabinet takes real conviction

The North Swole - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White rendered in skin-toneSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.