Smartass University - Unisex Tank Top decatur White arched uppercase text reads

White arched uppercase text reads "A NEW LIFE AWAITS YOU" over a red wireframe geodesic dome with small silhouetted structures along its base

Arched distressed white serif text reads "KIRKSVILLE" across the top with "OSTEOPATHS" curving below

with "RIVERVIEW" curving below it

with cursive script reading "Takashi

Turns out the only winning move is not to play

Smartass University - Unisex Tank Top decatur White arched uppercase text readsSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"