I'm Not a Weatherman - Unisex Hoodie pana rendered in black ink

rendered in black ink

wearing a cable-knit turtleneck sweater

with "RIVERVIEW" curving below it

Henry proved the real VIP door is always next to the dishwashers

Bold white text reads "LYNDHURST" followed by lighter-weight "SECURITY" on a single line

I'm Not a Weatherman - Unisex Hoodie pana rendered in black inkPromising more than a few inches tonight with the confidence of a clip art man in a striped tie is a bold meteorological strategy. Accuracy was never really the point of this forecast. The Details: Arched golden yellow distressed block text reads "I'M NOT A WEATHERMAN" across the top. A grayscale 1950s vintage clip art illustration of a smiling man in a suit and striped tie sits behind a news desk. Smaller off white serif text below reads "But you